I’ve only been blogging for a very short while but I have already learned that the vast majority of my blog’s traffic comes from my Twitter account @naughtyderby and the Twitter account of my gorgeous girlfriend @hollyshutterbug.
And that got me thinking.
I need as much traffic as I can get in order to be able to turn this blog into a viable business and the easiest way to increase that traffic would be to increase the number of followers that I have on Twitter @naughtyderby.
So that’s what this blog post, and the naughty photographs of me at the top and bottom of this page, are all about.
I want to grow my Twitter account as quickly as possible and increase the amount of followers I have to a level that would rival a celebrity.
Don’t worry, I don’t mean a superstar with millions of followers, I just mean someone famous enough to have the kind of Twitter following that is sufficient to drive sufficient traffic to a blog like mine.
After all, if the cast members of spoof reality shows like The Only Way Is Essex and Made In Chelsea can have Twitter accounts with hundreds of thousands of followers, the kind of accounts that allow them to make a fortune selling sponsored tweets for weight loss products, why can’t I?
Maybe I’m day dreaming. But I’m confident that if I had 100,000 followers I could easily use a voluptuous Twitter account like that to build a very, very successful business with this blog.
50,000 would probably do the trick but I much prefer to aim high and 100,000 seems like such a sexy number, don’t you think?
And, as a little incentive, as if you haven’t already guessed from the title, once I reach 100,000 followers I’m going to get naked for you and share my photos right here on my blog.
I’ll be known as the girl who built a business by getting naked in return for Twitter followers!
Shameful, aren’t I?
Although, you could argue that most of those Z list celebrities I mentioned earlier on in this post aren’t really doing anything that different.
So, it’s over to you now. Please do whatever you can to help me reach my goal. Retweet my tweets, tell your followers on Twitter to follow me and, if you have any Twitter connections in high places, let them know about what I’m trying to do here. It would only take a handful of celebrities to take notice of this and give my account a little nudge and we could all have some fun.
After all, you do want to see me naked, don’t you…?